Thursday, August 31, 2006

Dick Cheney's Haiku Corner

Grumble, grumble, snarl,
retired from Halliburton
so go fuck your self.

Grumble, grumble, snarl,
had just one bottle of beer--
shot him in the face.

Grumble, grumble, snarl,
nuclear weapons program--
must invade Iran.

Thursday, August 17, 2006

Solidarity, brother... Er, Sorry. Sister!

From Marita the left-wing(ed) goalie: Pam from Atlas Shrugs, has made a startling new discovery.

And so, in solidarity: shrieking harpy

And while we're at it: vicious hag and self-loathing skank

Bombs away! Pass it along, please.
(for more info about google bombing: try wikipedia)

Friday, August 04, 2006

If this guy is kidding...

... he's fucking hilarious. If he's serious, it's still fucking funny but in an "at him" rather than a "with him" kind of way.