This one's for NeedleNose

Mark Foley's 2004 campaign button:

Important Memo from Corporate HQ

The marketing department is issuing a directive for the re-branding of the Global War on Terror. Please update your letterheads and press release templates with the new logo art:
























Please update all PR materials with this new artwork ASAP.

Thanks
--
Bob Murky
CEO, Murky Propaganda Inc.

Dick Cheney's Haiku Corner

Grumble, grumble, snarl,
retired from Halliburton
so go fuck your self.

Grumble, grumble, snarl,
had just one bottle of beer--
shot him in the face.

Grumble, grumble, snarl,
nuclear weapons program--
must invade Iran.

Solidarity, brother... Er, Sorry. Sister!

From Marita the left-wing(ed) goalie: Pam from Atlas Shrugs, has made a startling new discovery.

And so, in solidarity: shrieking harpy

And while we're at it: vicious hag and self-loathing skank

Bombs away! Pass it along, please.
(for more info about google bombing: try wikipedia)

If this guy is kidding...

... he's fucking hilarious. If he's serious, it's still fucking funny but in an "at him" rather than a "with him" kind of way.

Shameless Self-Promotion II: Son of Shameless Self-Promotion

You Write the Caption (04-22-2006)...

GWB: Is that all natural fibers?
Hu Jintao: Watch the wrinkles, Ham-hands!

A rose by any other name...

...would still stink.